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John Atkinson
03-28-2003, 02:07 PM
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
nytxn1971
03-28-2003, 02:12 PM
LOL :)
ddc101
03-28-2003, 02:24 PM
hehehehehe.....
drummerboy_dave
03-28-2003, 04:40 PM
:bow:

May I inquire, at whose insight are we marveling? :D
Thelordisone
03-28-2003, 05:16 PM
Good one!
Webmaster
03-28-2003, 06:16 PM
Very good, Bro. John! Here is one that you may enjoy:

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long with so little, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing!

It took me awhile to absorb that when I first heard it years ago.

Bro. Flemming
John Atkinson
03-29-2003, 05:03 PM
It was snagged from the higher-fire list, have no idea who originated it :D

Not me, I am too dense for any such leap of wit.
dllong
04-02-2003, 09:20 PM
THIS IS JUST TO CUTE TO NOT PASS ALONG!

The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

A cheerful heart is good medicine... (Prov 17:22a)

Dave
searching
04-02-2003, 09:42 PM
Reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine. As she was showering, the pastor came to the door, and her six yr old girl answered it. When he asked if her mother could come to the door, the little girl stated, "She doesn't come to the door naked unless it's daddy." When my friend found out, it was a long time until she could look the pastor in the eye and not bust out laughing.

Me...