The Let Off Steam Thread

[Xerf]

Now the purpose of this thread is to let of steam. when someone really gets your goat in one of the many various and divers threads out there and you get really steamed about it....DON'T waste your steam in the aforementioned thread....rather come here and let off your steam!

For instance someone really does not like your little take on a scripture or etc and you really start to boil..simply switch threads and come here and type something like:

YOUR MOTHER WANTS A RECALL YOU DWEEB!!

And then go back and politely banter away in the thread you left from.

Great idea huh? No need to applaud I know how you feel and am offering you a way to FLAME and not BURN! ANd Bro. John will not have to boot your mean carcass off and out of GNC! (I am doing a publich service here)

Please no names of WHO you are drilling.......But you know don't ya?


OK....................FLAME ON................let off that steam and be at peace once again!!!!!!

I will start:

[Xerf]

If I looked up the word dunce in the dictionary you picture would be beside it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(I feel better already)

[tufluv]

Well, XERF, I'm glad to say I don't feel that need currently, but what you just said, reminded me of something, a joke, once, between my son, defending his cat:

He'd say, "if you look up precious in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Ms.Kitty!"
And I'd say, "if you look up the word dogfood in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Ms.Kitty!" Heheh!
We'd just play around like that, I really loved and miss that precious cat so much!:cry: This was years ago.

XERF: Your service to this GNC community has just earned you a :tup:, second recipient of such an honor, only after SisSearching!
Walk proud, my brother!
ON TO THE NEXT!

[BroDane]

They only time I let off steam is when I use my steam Iron..WHOOSSSHHHH!! AHHHHHH!! I BURNED MY HAND!! :laugh:

[Xerf]

the small print:

(of course this is all in fun, this clause is stated so that no cluck comes in here and really makes a dodo outta him/herself)

The Let off steam management

[foreverblessed]

:grumble: X@#O :realmad: X#@$@ :realmad: #@@!!!!!!!

How's that for venting..... is this allowed??????? :D



Just in case anyone thinks I am really ticked at them, I am :realmad: at my sister's computer. It has a processor speed of 150, and is a pentium 1, I have a 1.4 gig at home, and this thing is driving me crazy. I almost fell asleep trying to pull up the window with the extra smilies, and I am finished reading the page of posts before it is downloaded. Now that is SLOW!! :)

[truemessianic]

:flame: &%^%$* :realmad: *^^$^%) :mad: ^##@&*(^

There, I vented. Much better...
Now, what was I mad about again?

[dllong]

I'm MAD!

I am BLOODY mad!

There...Whew!

That's better.

[Xerf]

I see some of you are in need of urgent help, so feel free to use the following ammunition on those dweebs that you are ranting about:


A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind


Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today


Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing


Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own


He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory


He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words


I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works


I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others


He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe



NOW GO DO IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

[tufluv]

IS IT OKAY to "VENT" at other things, not necessarily of this board? (since I currently have no other reason to "let off steam" on this GNC; I luv all!)

TESTER:
The HIGH price(s) of gasoline: :grumble: :grumble:
Slowpokes on the freeway: :redcool: :mad: or any street!
DRIVERS who do not YIELD (or plain ignore all rules of decency,courtesy in drivers manual) :realmad:
Apostolics who do not repent, and compromise with the world
(NOT, I repeat, NOT on this forum): :mad: :realmad:

THIS TEST HAS BEEN CONDUCTED with the highest regard for admin. for providing these smilies!! they earn their keep!
Okay, now :beammeup:

[Xerf]

Ahhhhhhhh!! A real flamer! You go girl!

Of course use this thread to vent those frustrations that you experience from any sector of life! Tell that grouch of a boss what you really think! Protest the price of tea! Flame that dweeb that cut you off in traffic! Etc, etc!

Burn baby burn!

[In His Service]

A soft answer turns away wrath.
so yell at someone you are mad at really softly,
LOL LOL!!!!!

Smiles brother Timothy

[In His Service]

Pray for those that despitefully cut you off in traffic, :~)

Lay hands on no man suddenly, so when you feel the need to pray for that just did you wrong, move your hands toward him very, very, very slowly!!!!!!

Smiles,
Bro. timothy

[tufluv]

Yeah, I've never done anything in that regards, that I am ashamed of, but does thinking so, count!?
I immediately talk to GOD, and ask forgiveness, at least I've grown a bit! Or is it, getting more convicted ?
ROAD RAGE IS A SERIOUS THING! Lets not contribute, for what goes around, comes around, I remind myself as well.
STILL, SOME PEOPLE evidently got their drivers license from a cereal box!:goof:

[Xerf]

Yep, its like the pastor that told a lady that was really having a bad time with an troublesome and abusive neighbor, he told her, "The Bible says to pray for them that despitefully use you."

To which she answered, "Oh, Pastor I do pray for them, everyday, I pray for God to make their life miserable!"


How some people interpet the Bible is really wild!

[drummerboy_dave]

Originally posted by Xerf
How some people interpet the Bible is really wild!

Wild, indeed, Xerf!

Where does God find those idiots? :eek:

ROFL :spin:

[foreverblessed]

ROFLOL Sometimes I wonder! :)

[Xerf]

Now, of course, we all realize that this thread is in jest (don't we?) however, the fact remains that people, even Christians, from time to time become frustrated with events and other fleshly bodies about them and experience feelings that, if harbored, can be destructive and often even deadly! We DO need a place to vent our hearts, and that place is at the foot of the cross as we are drenched in His blood once again!

There are emotions that are correct if we don't allow them to run us into the road ditch, because Jesus said, "Be angry and sin not." Meaning there is a time for anger, but it must be from a correct motive! Anger over satan's schemes is a righteous anger just as Jesus drove out the temple abusers!

But there is the warning also of "let not the sun go down on your wrath," which implores us to QUICKLY deal with incorrect anger and not let it set up housekeeping in our hearts!

BAck to Calvary.......we all must go!



(man i was serious for 5 minutes) :)


NOW FLAME EM!

[Adoniyah]

May all your teeth fall out except one...may you get a tooth ache and not be able to find a dentist.

WOW! Now, I feel so much better...in fact, I've already fogotten who I flamed.

:(

[John Atkinson]

Was it Teddy Roosevelt who said, walk softly and carry a big stick? That is so you can sneak up on them and club them over the head.

[searching]

HAHA, that's a good one.

Me...

P.S. note to self...get a bigger stick and sneakers

[tufluv]

Fritfrat, fritfrat, @*#:realmad: fritfrat, fritfrat%^@#!!!
and take that you :spin: and your little :ninja: too!
Don't forget your :sb: on your way out!:p :p :p

Whew! That almost worked! Will have to work on my lecture for tomorrow! IF they [#%6*@] don't watch it!
I should really quit being such a niceguy!

[Adoniyah]

Tufluv:

hahahhhahahahahaha. I split a gut. You are STONE CRAZY, girl. I love it...tuff or no tuff, luv or no luv....:)

[John Atkinson]

:realmad:

[Xerf]

Tufluv, I think we might have a jacket just your size........

(I think I've unleased Tufzilla!!!!)

[tufluv]

OH NO-O!! SHE's back to haunt me! Its my long-lost twin, you guys! Don't fall for it! I'll just make a quick phone call to the sanitarium, and have her :beammeup: 'd back up to that padded cell the family rents for her. Not to worry. ESCAPE is just a state of mind, if you don't mind, it don't matter! :D

XERF: Things should resume back to normal very soon. You really should be more careful about opening up such a thread as this!
:yeah: Never know who or what, will show up! No jacket necessary!
Methinks bro. john is :realmad:

[Xerf]

Yeah............I never expect tuf the ripper and Mata Hari and Machine Gun Luv and Draculuv all in one package!!!!!!

YIKES!!!!!

Take a deep breath and relax and let the blood flow back to your head,...............

:)

[tufluv]

:laugh: :laugh: You're so funny! :laugh: :laugh:
RELAX! I'm back (the real McCoy), glad I didn't lose that phone# (sanitarium) comes in really handy sometimes., would you like to borrow it, XERF! they do have vacancies, I've heard. :D

[Xerf]

Hey........that's WHY I'm here on this NET because when some friends (so they said) carried me to one of those sanitariums the doctor I went in to see kept running around screaming "get a NET, get a NET!).............so here I am!!!!!!!!

:)

[tufluv]

:laugh: :laugh: You keep me in stitches, Sir Yak-a-lot!
Hey, at least they didn't say: "Get a rope, get a rope!", count yer blessings, OHumbleOne!:D

[ddc101]

hahaha...thats funny Xerf....sis.c

[Xerf]

You have serious road rage problems when:

You threaten to run over the person in front of you, even though you're in line at a McDonalds Drivethru.

[tufluv]

:laugh: :laugh:

[Xerf]

IF only I were a hammer and you were a nail!!!!!!!!


IF only I were a Bomb and you were a target!!!!!!


IF only I were a Dentist and you were a rotten tooth!!!!!


IF only I were a plumber and you were a clogged drain!!!!!!!!!


IF ONLY.............................................. ......



:D

[In His Service]

Tufluv,

Jeff and Sherri Easter Right, If you don't mind, it don't matter, sang with a Twang!!!!

Smiles
Bro. Timothy.

So Glad you sister is back locked up safe and sound, :~)

[tufluv]

Yeah, you AND the GNC community at large! Whew! that was TOO close! :eek:

As for: Jeff and Sherri Easter Right, If you don't mind, it don't matter, sang with a Twang!!!!
Sorry, brother, I don't "get it", is that some kinda real song I am not familiar with? 'scuse my ignorance...

I shall be around today, in & out as usual, I have been hit with the HEAVY *sigh* task of cleaning out our garage! Pray for me!
No telling WHATS in there, this is gonna be a 3day job! Already done about 1/2 day, and it was scary! My husband is a packrat, please, pray for him as well, his name is Marton, I like to call him MessyMarton, [if the shoe fits...]!:D

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by tufluv
He'd say, "if you look up precious in the dictionary you'll find a picture of Ms.Kitty!"
And I'd say, "if you look up the word dogfood in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Ms.Kitty!" Heheh!
We'd just play around like that, I really loved and miss that precious cat so much!:cry: This was years ago.

Purrs and headbutts to you and your son, tufluv.... We have 10 furry faces around here -- 8 feline and 2 canine....oh...forgot that when hubby doesn't shave he can be counted in that one...

Back to the thread....I really don't have anyone on this board who is irking me right now, but ....

"Can't you read, moron?"

[Xerf]

Okay, we will count that as a raincheck or just warming up..........................YOU WILL BE BACK> :realmad:

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by Adoniyah
May all your teeth fall out except one...may you get a tooth ache and not be able to find a dentist.

WOW! Now, I feel so much better...in fact, I've already fogotten who I flamed.

:(


Adoniyah...I am so glad I was not drinking or eating when I read this one... :p :D :p :D

[Hebrews116]

You know, if you had 2 brains, you'd be twice as stupid.

You know, you make a really good argument for abortions.

I don't get into a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

You are nothing more than a Radical, Left-Winged, Bleed-Heart, Liberal Democrat who's Anti-American, Communistic, Socialist, Dogmatic ideas and assertions, hold no validity in light of evidence and reason.

[Xerf]

Ok I resign from the ranking and overseeing head flamer..... I reconize a pro when I read one! Hebrews, I long to set at your feet and be abused! A man after mine own lip!

Great stuff, !! The man is a natural!!


:) :)

[stmatthew]

YOUR MAMMA!!

[stmatthew]

You've been eating those retard pills again, haven't you??

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by Hebrews116
You are nothing more than a Radical, Left-Winged, Bleed-Heart, Liberal Democrat who's Anti-American, Communistic, Socialist, Dogmatic ideas and assertions, hold no validity in light of evidence and reason.

Whoa.....Hebrews! :wah:

[Apostolic Kitty]

Okay, now I have to admit I read something somewhere here where a member said something was making their head hurt and, although I was not at all irritated by them I really wanted to respond

"if I had a head like that mine'd hurt, too"

Xerf, you're a bad influence!:angel: :angel:

[Hebrews116]

Xerf,

Actually, I was looking up to you. I consider not myself as one who has mastered the art of abusing cutdowns; only a novice. I have sat at the feet of a few masters of the arts and been abused myself. They had the abililty to have them just roll off their lips, while I still have to sit there and THINK mine up. With time to think, I can come up with a few or remember a couple old ones. For example:



If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

Good god man; is that your face or did your neck just throw up?

Bad, bad, bad alien; Go home ET.

I thought you were a complete and total idiot. Then you opened your mouth and removed all doubt.

(A come back for those who say about ugly people that beauty is only skin deep): Yeah, well someone sure skinned him/her; you can see the ugly straight through to the bone.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Q. "Does this dress make me fat?"
A. No dear; it's your fat that makes you look fat.

If I wanted any crud out of you, I'd scrape your teeth.

What'd you just do? Eat a dead skunk? Man your breath stinks.

[stmatthew]

hehehehehehehehehehehehe


Bro hebrews!! The crud teeth one is killing me!!!!! hahahahahahah

[tufluv]

Evidently HEBREWS also has a long lost twin, dangit, they keep escaping from that sanitarium!!! :grumble:

Who left the door unlocked! XERF! I know you paid a visit (since I told you there were vacancies:D).
Last one out is a "rotten egg"! Oh no! Not the EGGS again!
I'm outta here :beammeup:

[Hebrews116]

Sis. Tufluv,

Actually, not an evil twin. But a Jeckle/Hyde split personality. Oh no, I'm changing again:



They obviously succeeded in cloning Forrest Gump.

You're the result of a failed abortion, aren't you?

Did you leave your brain at home today, or are you always this stupid?

So, you signed up for the Lobotomy research, didn't you?

[stmatthew]

You look like a million bucks! (All green and wrinkled.)

~~~~~

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

~~~~~

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

~~~~~

I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!

~~~~~

Every person has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

~~~~~

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

~~~~~

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

~~~~~

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

~~~~~

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

~~~~~

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

~~~~~

And my favorite :D



He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

[tufluv]

:laugh: :laugh: Now I'm the one splitting a gut! :laugh:
BRAVO, I think I like that split personality!

[p.s. I never said my twin was "evil", please note that everyone...that assumption was an inevitable one though!]

[In His Service]

Tufluv,
Yes a southern gospel husband and wife group has a song that he sings, If you don't mind, it don't matter. He is more like a blue grass singer and sings in the "Twang" style, a little nasal and drawn out, LOL LOL!!!!

Bro. Timothy

[tufluv]

Sorta like Willie Nelson? I get it now!

[O2blikehim]

Thou art a low-slung uncircumcised Philistine. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest thine armpits.

[nightwatchman]

I'm trying to read your mine but I keep drawing a blank.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[foreverblessed]

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't be so humble, you're not that great.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now there sits a man with an open mind. You can feel the draft from here.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the mind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Excellent time to become a missing person.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone

[Xerf]

Jumping Jupiter!!!!! It appears I have opened the Pandora Box of all insults, it looks a plague in here!!!!!!!!

I would hate to meet some of you in a dark alley......hahaha!

FLAME ON..............................(now dont try this at home folks)!



:)

[Xerf]

Dufus had been bitten by a rabid dog, and had medical help arrived quickly afterwards.

"Get me a sheet of paper and a pen" Dufus said "You'll be o.k., there's no need to write out a will" the medic said.

"I don't want to write a will" Dufus replied "I want to write a list of people I want to bite."


GUESS WHERE YOU ARE ON MY LIST!



:)

[Hebrews116]

One I've told my wife from time to time (in jesting of course):

Afraid of Satan? NOT! I married his sister! :D

[Goodshepherd]

this thread is funny but I feel sorry for Mrs. Hebrews116...................haha................. poor woman!!

[Xerf]

Ya'll are making me proud! What a bunch, I'm glad to be a part of such an insulting group, your bile and scarcasm is legendary! I think I could slap you all!

Keep up the nasty job, someone's gotta do........why not us!!!


:)

[Hebrews116]

Originally posted by Goodshepherd
...but I feel sorry for Mrs. Hebrews116...................haha................. poor woman!!


That's alright; alot of people do. I feel sorry for her too for having to put up with me. :beammeup:

[Adoniyah]

Kitty:

I got a kick out of that one myself. Things have gotta be bad when you laugh at your own stuff.

You, xerf and krazie tufluv are sooo funny. It would be hard to have church with you crazy bunch. I am afraid I would burst out laughing. I would have to dismiss church and say, "you all go home until we can straighten up." :)

I am glad Tufluv got her escaped twin back in the assylum. She almost took over her place on the Cafe. hahahahaha.......

Hebrews116:

You really ought to tell 'em exactly how you feel. ROFL.

[Xerf]

Adoniyah, we (the gang here at GNC) have got together to see if we might ask you a question (and somehow I got "pushed" to the front) concerning your photo?

Was this picture taken while someone was taking up the offering?


????????? Concerned posters want to know ????????????????


:)

[servant]

As Fred Flintstone would say, "rackin' frackin' ricken' rackin'!!!!"

Serv :)

[servant]

Yosemite Sam has also been known to use those colorful explitives, too.

Serv :)

[Adoniyah]

Xerf:

Actually, no.

It was near the end of my message that night and I was being rotten egged in the old fashioned Apostolic style.

Preach against sex and it happens everytime. What ever happened to holiness??? hahahaha.... I had asked everyone that was abstaining to smile. It didn't work. I didn't have a chance to give an altar call that night.... Thank God for back doors. :)

I got no offering that night...whew!!!

I see that...Y'ALL QUIT SMILING... SOME OF Y'ALL ARE EVEN LAUGHING. Don't think I can't see it!!!

That Pastor NEVER DID call me back.

[tufluv]

ADONIYAH:
I am glad Tufluv got her escaped twin back in the assylum. She almost took over her place on the Cafe. hahahahaha.......
ME:
Not a chance, brother, what with Bro.John already fuming as in :realmad:!!!
I got the feeling it was either "get her out of here! NOW!" or "bye-bye Tufluv!", and well, you could see my dilemna. :D
You gotta admit, that was some swift movin on my part! Whew!

As for your pic, I think its very expressive! Was someone trying to hand you a hot steamin sample bowlful of some of that TEXAS chili XERF was screaming about?! :D
Oh, but you may be used to it, forgot, you're a TEXAN, so am I, but I stay away from anything more than a 2alarm chili!
Although I would love to try Bro.Johns chili, with "chocolate" in it, sounds interesting!
But seriously, some folks just can't take REALITY tests! [those people at that church] its just as well you were never asked back!
lol

[stmatthew]

I sometimes do the "Vulcan Mind Meld" on my wife. As my mind melds with hers the same words always come to me........


DUH!!!!!!! :)

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by O2blikehim
Thou art a low-slung uncircumcised Philistine. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest thine armpits.

:angel: Getting spiritual with your insults, eh?

I like it! :cool:

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by Hebrews116
One I've told my wife from time to time (in jesting of course):

Afraid of Satan? NOT! I married his sister! :D


:eek: oooh! you bad! Does the Mrs. slap you or just look at you like this :realmad: when you do that?

Here's one.-- not necessarily directed at you, Hebrews ---


Men are clueless...you're living proof.

:eek: I many have just begin a war of the bretheren and sistern!

Not me! :angel:

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by Adoniyah
I got a kick out of that one myself. Things have gotta be bad when you laugh at your own stuff.


Nah! You're just that good! :D

[Hebrews116]

Originally posted by Apostolic Kitty
:eek: oooh! you bad! Does the Mrs. slap you or just look at you like this :realmad: when you do that?



Actually, I get this one: :lame:

[Apostolic Kitty]

Originally posted by Hebrews116
Actually, I get this one: :lame:


That's pretty close to what I probably would have give you, too....or this one :rolleyes: or this one :bore: or on an especially sarcastic day this one :yeah: or this one :angel:

[Xerf]

Notice: There is far too much levity and good will being tossed around in here, this is a no no, you wanna be nice go to the "I'm a real sweetie" thread because this thread is dedicated to mayhem, insults, rages and all those other wonderful human qualities that make us so human.

SO GET WITH THE PROGRAM YOU DWEEBS OR GET OUTTA MY FACE!


(.........threat program entry......).......345.7yu

[tufluv]

I like that "vulacan mind meld" thing the best, I recognize it as thats what MY husband does to me, I can see it in his face!

HOW 'BOUT THIS OLDIE BUT GOODIE: Your'e so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom, not your behind!

[Hebrews116]

Okay, back to the game of insults and cutdowns:


Okay, in this country, you have the right TO CHOOSE to be stupid. Just look at the Radical, Left-Winged, Communistic, Socialistic, Anti-American, Un-Patriotic, Bleeding-Heart, Liberal Democrats. They have shown us just the way to do it.

Instead of giving us a reason TO vote for them, which they have never done in the last 20 years or so, they just stand up and start tearing down those who actually believe in something. They just don't get how someone could be THAT convinced in what they believe.

They have habitually put themselves in a position to GAIN when things don't go right. Look at the war in Iraq. The Radical Left Wing has opposed Pres. Bush to put themselves in a position to GAIN if the war doesn't work out right.

The have continued to stay in power by keeping the oppressed oppressed and keeping the poor poor.

Their entire world view and thinking process is completely flawed.

Consider for a moment the Women's Lib movement. They have taken up the call to defend women who are oppressed. On the surface, they APPEAR to be doing a good thing. But when there are young, teenage girls going into abortion clinics for abortions without parental consent, and knowing that it is against the law for a minor to have sexual relationships with an adult, where are they (the Women's Lib) when it comes to defending these young girls who are being taken advantage of? They would rather keep their silence in order to preserve their sacred cow: a woman's right to choose.

You would think, that because the Women's Lib movement is (supposedly) about women's rights, why aren't they at the forefront of this war in Iraq promoting it? Iraqi women are oppressed. The Islamic faith oppresses women to the status of being less than a human being; they are property to be bought, sold, and traded.

If they stepped up in their support FOR the war in Iraq, then they'd be identifying themselves with the conservatives in America, and they'd rather keep quiet than identify with conservative America. HYPOCRITES!

The Democratic party, which defined in America by those who are liberals, is a radical left wing world view, which is full of lies and hypocracy.

These people need to wake up and smell the coffee and get a real life. They live in a life full of fantasy, deception, and scandelism.

I'll be back to vent on the Liberal Media. I learned some very interesting things about them this past weekend that just ruffled my feathers.

[Xerf]

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I told ya.............the guy is a real pro!!!!!

____________________________________

[Xerf]

Good thing these post pages are acid proof!!!!!

I can hardly wait for the next installment, this last one so affected me that I went out and found a liberal and slapped him!!

[foreverblessed]

Xerf, ROFLOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[tufluv]

HEBREWS116:
They just don't get how someone could be THAT convinced in what they believe.
ME:
Those are exactly my sentiments on some views I have posted here! :D Apostolics are not all as "convinced" as others, about what they individually believe, and I stick to my "guns" (so to speak)! whether it makes me popular or not. I also do have a compassionate side, and I attribute that to my JESUS.

As for this political arena, what do you expect from the world?
Its a sick world out there! As you said "Their entire world view and thinking process is completely flawed". Shall we just "up and leave"? :yeah: BUT not just yet! We have a job to do, and until its done, and the last trumpet sounds, we must maintain the posture of on our knees praying for strength to endure this madness of the world, its governing, and look straight forward into the eyes of JESUS, no matter what!
Sorry, brother, if I took off on your thoughts! I know your'e just "venting", please, VENT ON, XERF is anxiously awaiting, give him a reason to stay, ple-e-a-a-s-e!! :D

[Apostolic Kitty]

Notice: There is far too much levity and good will being tossed around in here, this is a no no, you wanna be nice go to the "I'm a real sweetie" thread because this thread is dedicated to mayhem, insults, rages and all those other wonderful human qualities that make us so human.[/B]

Put a sock in it, you meathead!:eek:

[Hebrews116]

So, in listening to the radio Friday night on my way home from work (I put in a 17 hour day Friday and it was after 11 pm by this time), I was listening to information that has been "leaked" out of CNN. These are true stories that CNN had that they DID NOT report to the American people.

In 1990, when Iraq was occupying Kuwait, a 31 year old Kuwaiti woman spoke on the phone to CNN about what was going on with the Iraqi occupation. The Iraqi Secret Police took this woman and beat her every day for 2 months while her father was forced to watch. Then, after 2 months, they took her and dismembered her body, put the pieces in a large plastic bag and dropped it off on the porch of her family's home.


An Iraqi man, who's best friend was killed by the Iraqi regimen, was forced to write a letter of congratulations to Saddam Hussein for his regimen's great work in execution of his friend.


An Iraqi man had all his front teeth pulled out with pliers by the Iraqi regimen. He was ordered to NEVER wear dentures as a reminder of the consequences of upsetting his boss, Saddam Hussein.


Who OWNS CNN? Ted Turner through Time/Werner. What else does Time/Werner own? AOL, the nations LARGEST internet provider, plus Time and People magazines, and a slew of other media materials. Ted Turner has made his fortune misinforming the American public because he knew the Radical Left Wing would eat up his Liberal spin on information.

The Liberal Media has gone OUT OF IT'S WAY to misinform the American people. The have profited immensely through their deliberate disinformation propoganda. They have habitually refused to report information.

During BOTH of Clinton's Presidential elections, they INTENTIALLY withheld information about Clinton's shady character and past UNTIL AFTER he had won the elections.

That is a deliberate and intential misrepresenting of news and information.

So, the concept of "Liberal, Democrat, Christians" is not conceivable to me. They are oxymorons. They don't add up. But yet, we have within our own ranks of Oneness Pentecostal denominations, those s"aints" who habitually support Radical, Left Wing, Liberal, Democratic constituants running for office. To support them MEANS to support their views on abortion, on misrepresenting truth, on lieing to the American people, on keeping oppressed people oppressed and poor people poor.

This is not right and ought not to happen.

One union worker I used to work with, during the last Presidential election, I walked up to him and asked him out right, "So, how is it that a good Catholic boy like yourself would support a candidate who believes in murdering innocent children?" His response was, "I'm only voting for him for economic reasons. He supports union labor. We can use the money we make to donate to other organizations which support Pro-Life or support our constitutional right to bear arms, or whatever else we believe in." So, I asked him, "How much money then, do you or your union donate to such organizations?" He just smiled, said it was nice talking to me, and walked away.

HELLO PEOPLE! When we support Liberal Democratic candidates, we support their views, their policies, and their Liberal Media to propogate lies.

There, I've said it. And I must say, I do feel better. Thanks for listening.

[straitway]

Someone was asking about xerf in a thread and I happend to locate this old one. I couldn't figure out how to make a url to reference it so I just made this comment to see if it bumps it back to the front.

Some of the comments are truly ROTFL!!

We miss ya xerf! :cry:

[straitway]

Also I seem to remember a thread about "Coffee" that was a riot. But I didn't find it.

:(

[OneGodDivine]

:grumble: X@#O :realmad: X#@$@ :realmad: #@@!!!!!!!

How's that for venting..... is this allowed??????? :D



Just in case anyone thinks I am really ticked at them, I am :realmad: at my sister's computer. It has a processor speed of 150, and is a pentium 1, I have a 1.4 gig at home, and this thing is driving me crazy. I almost fell asleep trying to pull up the window with the extra smilies, and I am finished reading the page of posts before it is downloaded. Now that is SLOW!! :)

Thats not a computer thats a doorstop or a linux learning device or maybe even an oversized calculator.

[OneGodDivine]

So, in listening to the radio Friday night on my way home from work (I put in a 17 hour day Friday and it was after 11 pm by this time), I was listening to information that has been "leaked" out of CNN. These are true stories that CNN had that they DID NOT report to the American people.

In 1990, when Iraq was occupying Kuwait, a 31 year old Kuwaiti woman spoke on the phone to CNN about what was going on with the Iraqi occupation. The Iraqi Secret Police took this woman and beat her every day for 2 months while her father was forced to watch. Then, after 2 months, they took her and dismembered her body, put the pieces in a large plastic bag and dropped it off on the porch of her family's home.


An Iraqi man, who's best friend was killed by the Iraqi regimen, was forced to write a letter of congratulations to Saddam Hussein for his regimen's great work in execution of his friend.


An Iraqi man had all his front teeth pulled out with pliers by the Iraqi regimen. He was ordered to NEVER wear dentures as a reminder of the consequences of upsetting his boss, Saddam Hussein.


Who OWNS CNN? Ted Turner through Time/Werner. What else does Time/Werner own? AOL, the nations LARGEST internet provider, plus Time and People magazines, and a slew of other media materials. Ted Turner has made his fortune misinforming the American public because he knew the Radical Left Wing would eat up his Liberal spin on information.

The Liberal Media has gone OUT OF IT'S WAY to misinform the American people. The have profited immensely through their deliberate disinformation propoganda. They have habitually refused to report information.

During BOTH of Clinton's Presidential elections, they INTENTIALLY withheld information about Clinton's shady character and past UNTIL AFTER he had won the elections.

That is a deliberate and intential misrepresenting of news and information.

So, the concept of "Liberal, Democrat, Christians" is not conceivable to me. They are oxymorons. They don't add up. But yet, we have within our own ranks of Oneness Pentecostal denominations, those s"aints" who habitually support Radical, Left Wing, Liberal, Democratic constituants running for office. To support them MEANS to support their views on abortion, on misrepresenting truth, on lieing to the American people, on keeping oppressed people oppressed and poor people poor.

This is not right and ought not to happen.

One union worker I used to work with, during the last Presidential election, I walked up to him and asked him out right, "So, how is it that a good Catholic boy like yourself would support a candidate who believes in murdering innocent children?" His response was, "I'm only voting for him for economic reasons. He supports union labor. We can use the money we make to donate to other organizations which support Pro-Life or support our constitutional right to bear arms, or whatever else we believe in." So, I asked him, "How much money then, do you or your union donate to such organizations?" He just smiled, said it was nice talking to me, and walked away.

HELLO PEOPLE! When we support Liberal Democratic candidates, we support their views, their policies, and their Liberal Media to propogate lies.

There, I've said it. And I must say, I do feel better. Thanks for listening.
Wow you must listen to Rush Limbaugh alot. I say write in ballot Jesus for President Hes the only one honest enough for the job. :)