I Gotta Be Me!

[Xerf]

From the desk of Xerf:


Well, well, I am accused of being everything from a Mexico radio station (XERF, XEG, XELO) to a phrase from the Egyptian Book Of The Dead !

I feel like singing, “I just gotta be me!”

Plus, your own devious little minds have looked at your neighbors and suspected them of being a nut case with an alter ego! SHAME, SHAME! To even think of your neighbor in such light is a sad commentary on this present sick society!

Besides, some of the front running candidates, are poor choices of being myself. For instance, FC is in a class all to his own (and we pray he stays there!), granted his acerbic tongue is legendary and his quotes are freshman material at the Acid Articulation Academy, therefore it would be against all grain for him to lower himself to the inanity of my caliber.

And when you consider, loveable and gushing-forth Tufluv, well, unless she is a real Jeckluv and Hyde she could never manage to allow her dainty little fingers to become befouled from typing some of the Xerfisms that MUST be typed!

Plus, our servile friend Serv, for which I feel a certain close kinship (serv send me your family tree we might have a common branch), however (to clear his name and all liability) he is himself and I gotta be me!

And Brother John, well he has already cleared himself (or perjured himself, hehe), besides he is toooooooooo much of a Northern Texan (Texank) to ever stoop to adding beans to chili, much less to responses!

However, this little episode has brought to light several interesting observations of various and sundry individuals. Take ThirdGeneration , for instance, look at her analytical, calculating, and take-nothing-at-face-value mind! Well, I guess we knew that anyway, haha!

Also, many deep and not-so-sweet differences have surfaced, like a Titan class submarine with full balastic power, YOU know who you are!!!!

And how about those, “Let’s be serious” folk that have no place for me in their little frowning and lackluster worlds!! But I gotta be me! LIGHTEN UP you prig!! Haha!

Will the XERF saga continue? Well, I see that I am little needed since most of you are now insult capable and now can’t resist the intoxication of mirth when some stiff-shirt gets bloated with their own importance………..my work here seems to be done!


(closing scene……….Xerf silhouette and sunset)



:D --------------------------- :p

[Xerf]

Also (PS) I forgot to mention Hebrews (whatever #), I have to admit sometimes even I thought he was me!!!!!!! :)
This guy is a pro...a natural...I see a bright future for this laddie, he is awesome!! SO no, he is not me, sad to say................BUT SOMEDAY........................ :)

[tufluv]

Hey, don't you DARE leave us again...besides, you're not always seriously silly...you have given us some marvelously insightful spiritual commentary...you might oughta "gotta be you" , but there is much work for the Kingdom you are gifted for..unless, of course, you found a BETTER offer somewhere., hmmm...?

Thanx for your profile of me! :D very astute, my dear.
One more thing: I suspect you may be Bro.Rutledge, the main man!
BUT, no matter, you are such a cute little prankster, you may go on as the XERFMAN! Besides, you've gained legendary status over here (see posts on headlines). Some have thought of starting up a XERF fan club, to go along with XERF:THE MOVIE!
Heheh!

[tufluv]

...and..and...we've already ordered XERF t-shirts, coffee mugs, frig.magnets, caps, posters,etc.etc. You just CAN'T bail out on us NOW! :realmad:

Imagine the LAWSUITS! :eek:
"I'll get you, my pretty!" and your little smileyface too!
Heheh!:D :D
My lawyer will be in contact with yours., HAVE A NICE DAY ;)

[Xerf]

GREAT!! I will be able to promote my new book!!!!!!

"I Led One Life"


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[John Atkinson]

Your Xerf-ness,

Please do not leave us. In seriousness, I do hope the thread I started did not offend. If it did I apologize and will delete it.

Lord Bless
Bro John

[John Atkinson]

I know XERF isn't BroRutledge. I am convinced that xerf is himself.

[truemessianic]

XERF,
You are indeed a unique individual. But, I have to say, you are an individual in and of yourself. I mean...
Well, I put it to you like this, I doubt you could beat me at an all-you-can-eat contest, but your love in Christ is something I enjoy.
BTW,...
XERF FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[Xerf]

Why Brother John the very thought of you offending me is offensive.........hahaha!

I have thought it was great fun (course with my demented sense of humour that may not be a good thing!) :)

***seriously........no way am I upset or offended....****unseriously.......nor is my alter ego!

:)

Flame On! (i wish i knew the latin for that)

[Xerf]

And just to TrueMess (ummmmm I lost your address, you know the one where I was suspose to mail you that, ummm, check).

[servant]

Xerf,
'round these here parts, family trees don't fork! :D

Serv :)

[Xerf]

I am xerfless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[servant]

Xerf,
So you could be my uncle, which would also make you my second cousin, and my brother-in-law! :D

Serv :)

[foreverblessed]

Serv,

You wouldn't just happen to be a redneck would ya? ;) I jist luv redneck country! :D


Xerf,
Man.. am I sooooo glad to seee you brother!! I Wuz worried ya had jumped ship on us. I was so depressed at the thought of a Xerfless Cafe' :beammeup:

I promise just to let you be Xerf, and double promise not to try and figer out who ya are anymore! :)

[bishop1]

The way I just got backhanded on another thread is leading me in the direction of believing that that smart mouth quick witted surley responding repundant
- 'Xerf' -
must be of the female persuasion

{In our quest for Xerf , can we consider Darwin's theory ?}
( :o :confused: :) :cool: ;) :p :D :beammeup: :bow:

[Xerf]

Smile when you say that pard! Now you have gone and insulted every female on this board, and boy am I fearful for what they will do to you! Besides Xerf is masculine -- Xerfie is feminine! Don't you know nothing? (You have 10 minutes to answer that question)!

:)

[bishop1]

This was posted on the wrong thread
so I guess i'll just leave it here.
My Cinsirest ipoligis ane now being offered to those of the female persuasion that mae have bin offEnded by doese remarks that might have seemed to have been misunderstood and misconscrewed - -
BUT KNOW THOU THIS
They were intended for Xerf and Xerf Only !

I think that I now know exactly who he is .
{if only he could see this beautiful example of my exquisite penmanship}
:confused: :o :( ;) :) :cool: :p :beammeup: :bow:

[Xerf]

Would you be so kind as to divulge who I am?

"The envelope please......................................"

AND don't say something like: "My worst nightmare!"

The Xerf is in your court.....................soooooooooooooo.........

[tufluv]

XERF:
BTW, Xerfie is not necessarily "feminine", as you stated earlier.
I have called you Xerfie as a term of endearment, AND, my son is named Audie, (middle name) no one has ever called him "Aud" so-o, a correction is in order., SMILE ;) [oops, you already do].
P.S. , ALTHOUGH, I remember a girl in college, same name, so-o, it might could be one of those 'unisex' names? Not that I agree that anything shoud be considered 'unisex' ! :mad:

P.S.S I saw your warning about not encouraging bishop1 to be funny!, too-oo late!!; yes, a monster has been created, :eek:

[Webmaster]

Bishop 1 got edjumacated in regards to humor.....actually I got that word from him! He can actually be a very funny person when you meet him in person face to face. I think a lot of him and his testimony.

Bro. Flemming

[tufluv]

The word, "edjumucated" was first sprung forth by the most famous sailor of all time - Popeye, the sailorman...toot toot!
I often use that word in kidding around.
Just FYI.
:D

[Webmaster]

Now that you mention it Sis. Tuf....I do remember the ol' sailor boy saying that a few times before he tore into that famous can of spinach!

[Xerf]

I have had it from very good sources that know, have this report to give concerning Bishop1:

Bishop1 as a very zealous soul-winning young preacher came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul, Bishop1 asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?"

Not even looking at Bishop1 and continuing his work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans."

"You don't understand," said Bishop1. "Are you a Christian?"

With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin' for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here."

The young determined Bishop1 tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost?"

"Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer.

"Are you prepared for the rapture?" the frustrated Bishop1 asked.

This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's it gonna be?"

Thinking he had accomplished something Bishop1 replied, "It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day."

Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three days!"


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[Webmaster]

ROFLMHF

Rolling on floor, laughing my head off...good one XERF!

:) :)

[Webmaster]

XERF,

Bro. John says you are not Bro. Hallett, and he would know. Who ever you may be, keep up the good work.

[Xerf]

Well in that case I need to change a lot of credit cards and driver's license!



(Really thou,,,,,,,,...........I dont even know WHO Stan Hallett is (was)