You asked for it

[John Atkinson]

you got it!

You wimmen stay outa here now, ya heeer :icon_laug

[Jillian]

What about when you log on, and then hit "new posts." :p

Then you begin to read, and decide you have something to add, and then post without looking on the right hand side, where it tells you what area it comes from.... taking deep breath :eek:

We will be forgiven won't we? :angel:

:jk:

[searching]

*Searching enters the room, looks around and sees all the men who are afraid to say much of anything for fear the women are going to come in and take over. Grabbing a cup of coffee and taking a seat. Let the amusement begin.*

[Truthseeker]

I think our first topic should be handling disobedient sisters, there just so many. :icon_danc

[tufluv]

Wait a cotton pickin minute here...
Men come into the ladies discussion room, don't they??
So, fair is fair...
MEN should stay out of our area..if we are to stay outta here., the only way these things can work for sure is with passwords..you all should know this...as on another board.

[Truthseeker]

Is a cotton pickin minute different then a regular minute?

[tufluv]

Is a cotton pickin minute different then a regular minute?

Yup. Thought you knew that! :icon_craz (since you've coined this word as well) :D

[John Atkinson]

Is a cotton pickin minute different then a regular minute?
A cotton pickin minute is much, much longer than a regular minute, as anyone who has ever picked cotton can attest. Adversly, a New York Minute is much shorter than your average 60 second minute.....

[Renee29]

Wait a cotton pickin minute here...
Men come into the ladies discussion room, don't they??
So, fair is fair...
MEN should stay out of our area..if we are to stay outta here., the only way these things can work for sure is with passwords..you all should know this...as on another board.

I agree!! I wish the men would stay out of our section.

[Truthseeker]

I agree!! I wish the men would stay out of our section.

The WoMAN section is the Mans too because it's the WoMAN section, got it.

[ddc101]

Well on behalf of my other half I post this.Is this of pagan origins????? :icon_craz

[Truthseeker]

Well on behalf of my other half I post this.Is this of pagan origins????? :icon_craz

Nope, but anything out of kaplan is, they got Voo doo, hoo doo and scoopy doo!

[Heather Taylor]

Well on behalf of my other half I post this.Is this of pagan origins????? :icon_craz

Yep!!! Looks like a bit of false doctrine happening here!!!!! :eek: :eek:

[John Atkinson]

All this proves to me why I was so resistant to a mens area all along.


Men just don't yak much where women..............:icon_laug

[John Atkinson]

Men just don't yak much where women..............:icon_laug
Heeey, I just had a revelation! When Paul was exhorting the women to keep silent in the church, he wasn't going against women preachers, he was telling them to shut up long enough for somebody to preach..........:icon_laug

[Heather Taylor]

Heeey, I just had a revelation! When Paul was exhorting the women to keep silent in the church, he wasn't going against women preachers, he was telling them to shut up long enough for somebody to preach..........:icon_laug

:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug

[Truthseeker]

Heeey, I just had a revelation! When Paul was exhorting the women to keep silent in the church, he wasn't going against women preachers, he was telling them to shut up long enough for somebody to preach..........:icon_laug



:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :tup:

[Truthseeker]

:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug


HEY You copied my response.

[BrotherBallard]

WOW for a "MENS" Section, it looks like WE are the minority. So far 6 Ladies and only 3 Men (including me) have posted in the "General MEN'S Discussions."
Now what's wrong with this picture???

I guess Bro. Atkinson said it right:Heeey, I just had a revelation! When Paul was exhorting the women to keep silent in the church, he wasn't going against women preachers, he was telling them to shut up long enough for somebody to preach..........:icon_laug:icon_laug :D :icon_laug

Besides, a men's only section would be pretty boring since we don't "have much to say." Or at least we couldn't get a word in edgewise, no matter how hard we try!!! :yeah: :yeah: :yeah:

[Heather Taylor]

WOW for a "MENS" Section, it looks like WE are the minority. So far 6 Ladies and only 3 Men (including me) have posted in the "General MEN'S Discussions."
Now what's wrong with this picture???

I guess Bro. Atkinson said it right::icon_laug :D :icon_laug

Besides, a men's only section would be pretty boring since we don't "have much to say." Or at least we couldn't get a word in edgewise, no matter how hard we try!!! :yeah: :yeah: :yeah:

You wanna know the reason for this phenomonen (sp?)?????

Let me have the honour of informing you :D

When women open their mouths ... EVERYone stops to listen (that's 'cause we have soooooooo much wisdom to share :angel: ).

[BrotherBallard]

When women open their mouths ... EVERYone stops to listen (that's 'cause we have soooooooo much wisdom to share :angel: ).
Sis. Taylor,
Did you say something??? :bore: :D

[Heather Taylor]

Sis. Taylor,
Did you say something??? :bore: :D

:goof: Read Proverbs 31:32 "Wise men should listen to women so that their steps and their conversation can be ordered"



(I think I'll find a safe hiding place now)

[John Atkinson]

Sis. Taylor,
Did you say something??? :bore: :DNah, think it is a fly buzzing around the room :icon_danc

[tufluv]

A cotton pickin minute is much, much longer than a regular minute, as anyone who has ever picked cotton can attest. Adversly, a New York Minute is much shorter than your average 60 second minute.....
..although a "split" second, gives them all a run for their money$$ :banana:

[Heather Taylor]

Nah, think it is a fly buzzing around the room :icon_danc

Nope, it ain't ... it's a malarky mosquito!!!


:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug

[Apostolic Kitty]

you got it!

You wimmen stay outa here now, ya heeer :icon_laug
Yay! and... NO

[florahall]

Brother Atkinson, Hello?

I am sorry, I did not realize that I am in the mens room again. I did not read the sign and it did not say men's only. I have no intention of invading your privacy but you have a lot of goodies in mens room. So, if ladies went in accidentally , forgive us, we just want to see how you guys are doing, and may be you guys can share to us what you have. We ladies are not selfish and we share what we have, so may be , you mennnn..... can also share with us? But any way, ladies are more vocal and talk a lot than men, and that is may be the reason why you dont want us in your room. We promise we will not make noice, we will be silent as Paul want as to be be silent, but don't choke the lady that dont want to be silent. :banana: Promise as long as there is a red flag that say stay out of this room, then for sure we will stay away, for the woman should obey the men. Right? Sorry again Brother???


I have a question?

I am a single mom now and I am the father and the mother of my children. I provide everything to the family, WHO am i now? Am, I a man? or a woman?
Ha! ha! ha joke only. Sorry again, and let me know if i am considered a men so that I can go to the mens room. Joke Joke Joke ......You guys are welcome to the ladies room, as long as you behave. We have Sister cooper as our Sgt. to look after us ladies.


Sister Flora Hall

[BroRutledge]

Bro John
Maybe we should start another room for women only so we men can get a word in.

lol

[BrotherBallard]

Bro John
Maybe we should start another room for women only so we men can get a word in.

lol
Bro. Rutledge did you say something??? :D

[jwharvell]

Bro John
Maybe we should start another room for women only so we men can get a word in.

lol
Amen Bro Rutledge!


Maybe we should leave this one for the ladies and call it Ladies Discussion Part 2. Now there is a scary thought!!!!

I better run or atleast hobble out of here!!! :)

[BroRutledge]

Actually I am enjoying this.

I have no problem with women enjoying our discussion. It would be a dull discussion with just men and I probably wouldn't even pay much attention.
Women have a way of making life interesting.

My mother is a woman.:)

God bless
BroRutledge

[jwharvell]

My mother is a woman.:)


I think thats the one thing EVERYONE on the GNC would actualy have in common and could agree on Bro Rutledge. For once!!!

God Bless
JW

[Abigail4476]

I think thats the one thing EVERYONE on the GNC would actualy have in common and could agree on Bro Rutledge. For once!!!

God Bless
JW

welllll, nowww....:goof:

Technically, that would depend on what you mean by "mother." "Mothering" can be accomplished by any gender, so therefore if my biological mother was a woman, but I was raised by my gay (male) parents, and one partner did all the "mothering", then I could technically say that my mother was a man. (or a morphadite--both man and woman) (a dual-mothering effort) :D :D :D

[searching]

I was raised by my gay (male) parents, and one partner did all the "mothering",

And I thought you were raised in a pastor's home!!! ROFL!

Messin with ya.

Me...

[BrotherBallard]

And I thought you were raised in a pastor's home!!! ROFL!

Messin with ya.

Me...

LOL...Once again, context, it's all about context..... :yeah:

[HSdad]

I think in honor of the newly provided Men's Room **cough** (excuse me I am not used to having the liberty to smoke cigars while on the GNC board), that our new, fabulously annoying emoticon, "Mr. giant-smilelyhead-goofy-male-dancing-the-same-jig-all-the-time" should have a female counterpart, helpmeet, otherself, alternative.

Basic rules for using this new female dancing machine....
Only the female version would be permitted in this section AND it should only be appropriate when one of the "enlightened GNC males" make a thoughtful post concerning the women's role in anything. The joyous dancing maneuver would then provide encouragement to the females who read the post, and though initially reluctant to see its applicability in their own lives, soon begin imitating the dance in front of their own computers (provided they are at home or are viewing in a private office).

A secondary benefit of this new increased aerobic "home dancing" that our GNC ladies would be experiencing could serve as an Apostolic alternative to the whole Pilates-craze(y) without the cost and brutal physical demands.

One of earliest threads should be to have a "male bonding session" where we crosslink our arms together, while shouting primative screams of what the Java-script should include to make this "gaint-smilieheaded-women " really trip the light fantasic.

My contribution to the artistic planning is:
She should have her hair in a beehive-do and at some point in the dancing-loop, it falls and hairpins fly all over the place. [Copyright HSDad 2004]

Men, this a new day. Whoa...excuse me, the humidity just dropped here; I have got to get a humidor.

[Felicity]

you got it!

You wimmen stay outa here now, ya heeer :icon_laug
I always preferred mens conversation over womens - especially when I was younger. This might well be the most interesting part of GNC. ;)

[Felicity]

Actually I am enjoying this.

I have no problem with women enjoying our discussion. It would be a dull discussion with just men and I probably wouldn't even pay much attention.
Women have a way of making life interesting.

My mother is a woman.:)

God bless
BroRutledge
And I think men have a way of making life interesting Bro. R. :D

[BigBillPrice]

Deez har wemen be takin up too much ov dat there space. Us men need bretin room! We need room to do hour holy jokey dance!!!:icon_danc:icon_danc:icon_danc

[Abigail4476]

LOL...Once again, context, it's all about context..... :yeah:
Just pointing out that semantics can be argued on any subject. :angel:

[Renee]

Can I ask a question? Well, I guess I just asked one, but I have another one to ask as well. :) If a lot of men prefer to have women in their discussions and women prefer to have men in their discussions, then why do we have a Ladie's and Men's area here? We could all just go in the General area and talk instead of making more areas for Admin to monitor. Of course, this is all JMHO!

[Heather Taylor]

Can I ask a question? Well, I guess I just asked one, but I have another one to ask as well. :) If a lot of men prefer to have women in their discussions and women prefer to have men in their discussions, then why do we have a Ladie's and Men's area here? We could all just go in the General area and talk instead of making more areas for Admin to monitor. Of course, this is all JMHO!

Because, Renee, we have to allow the men to think they can have a smoking room to which they can retreat after dinner for their mens talk (what they don't know is that a whole bunch of women are holding glasses against the wall and door withe their ears pressed against the glasses).

Actually, I enjoy the perspective men bring to a conversation (as long as it's not too logical!!! :eek: )

[florahall]

This is my last post in this men's room, but for one last time I am having fun reading the reaction, that the women are ask to get out in the men's room. Women are still insisting to stay and want to be heard and want to have unity with men, but men want to have space and breathing room. So , ladies let get out from this room , we need to respect their wishes to be alone, and let us see if they are going to be happy with out the women that will make noice. Mennnn.... you will miss the women going in to men's room. Ha, ha, ha, joke, joke joke, lets get out of here before we will be in trouble.

Brother R, I agree with you your mom is a woman, but i respect you guys, you want your space.

this is my last visit on this room, have a nice day guys!!!! :yeah:

[Praxeas]

Wow, not only did florahall kill the topic but she was banned.

[BroRutledge]

Wow, not only did florahall kill the topic but she was banned.
yes she was banned...
but the reason had nothing to do with the fact that she was
in this room. Sis Hall is a nice lady, we love her.

This particular action has more to do with trying to help
her. The details of the reasons are not being
discussed in open chat.

God bless
BroRutledge

[Brett Prince]

My mother is a woman.:)

God bless
BroRutledge
Bro. Rutledge--I am so glad of that. What's more, I believe you. I am sure you are not speaking with a forked-tongue. ;)

[seanet47p]

I have sent two emails to you! :rolleyes:

I like Apostolics Graphics Site but!
I joyened about Febuary and sent some graphics not long after that and I was looking for the to be posted and didn't see them so I gave up and quit looking!
After a while one of the or visitors sent me a email asking me how I did something in my graphics. Thats how I found out they were on there. Sence about the 1st of July I sent 3 more and haven't seen them. I know there are rule and there has to be or else you would get all kind trash and things that we as Jesus name people know that are not true.

I started using a computer about 15 or 20 years a in a photo lab and got one about 4 0r 5 years ago. I been using photoshop for about 3 years I guess. I'm self tought through book, DVDs or CDs and the enternet. I just upgrade to Photoshop CS.

The things I would or do put on Apostolics Graphics Site I would hope it would touch them that were lost or just plain need something from
God. I want to Be lead of God when I create things I have a hard time doing it on my own! I think Apostolics Graphics Site is a good site and think more people ought to be encourage to use it young and old alike no telling what kind of Graphic Artists are out there!