Most Embarassing Moments...

[Abigail4476]

I started to post this in the "Funniest Things..." thread, and then decided it was a tad personal and brought it here instead....:wah:


We had our Music Workshop today, and I was one of the speakers. *sigh* Anyone here wear underwire bras? Well. While I was speaking(only about 5 minutes in), one of my wires starting coming out and slowly began creeping up my chest under my sweater. I had to excuse myself completely from the podium, (the pastor took over for a moment--thank GOODNESS for a tactful gentleman) fix my wardrobe malfunction, and then I came back and finished my lecture. :o

Only a few people (including my husband) knew what actually happened--several people thought I had to go get a drink or something, and I didn't enlighten them....LOL. :eek:

[ddc101]

Sister those wires never stay in place.After a few washing they all need to be disposed of.
Since you brought this up.Have you ever shopped for support with anyone who does home sales and measurements.There is an expensive line of ladies bras that are sold privately.I had the link.I will have to look it up.

Heres the truth:
Uncomfortable undergarments will make a nice day seem like a day from the enemy.
Also tight ill fitting shoes.lv sis.c

[searching]

I have found out that I can buy underclothing WAAAAAAY cheaper on Ebay, including shipping.

Me...

[NanaRenan]

While I was speaking(only about 5 minutes in), one of my wires starting coming out and slowly began creeping up my chest under my sweater. :eek:Heh heh hehe....

Been there, done that!! MORE THAN ONCE!

***sticks with front-close now***

[Abigail4476]

Sister those wires never stay in place.After a few washing they all need to be disposed of.
Since you brought this up.Have you ever shopped for support with anyone who does home sales and measurements.There is an expensive line of ladies bras that are sold privately.I had the link.I will have to look it up.

Heres the truth:
Uncomfortable undergarments will make a nice day seem like a day from the enemy.
Also tight ill fitting shoes.lv sis.c
I'm not sure about the home sales, but we have a place in Tulsa called the Bust Stop, and they measure you, and if they don't have a bra that fits perfectly, they will order one.

And I really think this is the last straw for underwires--it was a $32 VS bra for Pete's sake...only had it a couple of months. *sigh*

[ddc101]

The bust stop is a catchy name.I would love to go to a place like that and have something that is custom made.lv sis.c

[Melody]

My son caused me my most embarrassing moment. He was about 8 or 9 months old and I was still breastfeeding and had on one of those maternity dresses with the flap that fastened at the shoulder that could be dropped down easily for access. It was dark purple and I stood up during testimony service and everybody Gasped. My son had unfastened my buttons on my shoulder and I was EXPOSED like a search light. I still blush when I think of that day!!

[Naomi]

Abigail, Girl, don't pay that kind of money for a bra. VS is what I wear also, and there are distributors on ebay. I get $40 bras for $5 & $6.

[Heather Taylor]

My most embarrassing moment was at a general conference about 13 years ago. I stood up to sing a song I had practised and practised and practised ... I had sung it in church ... I mean I really knew this song!!!! Anyway, I just clean forgot the words. I said "praise the Lord" and sat down. I was soooooo embarrassed.

I learnt a little about pride that day.

And to this day, if I'm singing in front of a crowd, I make sure I have words written on small bits of paper or I just take the words with me and sing behind the pulpit ... or something like that!!!!

[Abigail4476]

Abigail, Girl, don't pay that kind of money for a bra. VS is what I wear also, and there are distributors on ebay. I get $40 bras for $5 & $6.
Really!!!! I'll have to check that out for sure!

[tufluv]

My son caused me my most embarrassing moment. He was about 8 or 9 months old and I was still breastfeeding and had on one of those maternity dresses with the flap that fastened at the shoulder that could be dropped down easily for access. It was dark purple and I stood up during testimony service and everybody Gasped. My son had unfastened my buttons on my shoulder and I was EXPOSED like a search light. I still blush when I think of that day!!
I think this one tops (no pun intended) them all! I would've died! :eek:

[ReneeP]

OK, this was embarrassing to me.....

We have a sister in our church who is very small chested. And when we talking one day about the new bras they have coming out on the market. And the newest thing at this time was the wonder bra.
So I said to her, "why dont you give that wonder bra a try? They say it suppose to make you look alittle bigger"
She looked at me grimely and said "IM WEARING ONE"

I thought I would die!!!! We both laughed so hard


ReneeP

[NanaRenan]

OK, this was embarrassing to me.....

We have a sister in our church who is very small chested. And when we talking one day about the new bras they have coming out on the market. And the newest thing at this time was the wonder bra.
So I said to her, "why dont you give that wonder bra a try? They say it suppose to make you look alittle bigger"
She looked at me grimely and said "IM WEARING ONE"

I thought I would die!!!! We both laughed so hard


ReneeP
Good thing you could both laugh!

Due to my abundant blessings :o I have forever been ....er..... a "victim of gravity" in that dept. My husband's aunt informed me right after I married into the family that "it really lacked taste to go around without a bra on".

Being a cheeky teen still, and alone in the hallway with her, I flipped up my top and said, "I know, that's why I always wear one," before flouncing back into where the crowd was.

Sorry to say, it didn't stop her from making other unwanted remarks!

[Renee29]

My son caused me my most embarrassing moment. He was about 8 or 9 months old and I was still breastfeeding and had on one of those maternity dresses with the flap that fastened at the shoulder that could be dropped down easily for access. It was dark purple and I stood up during testimony service and everybody Gasped. My son had unfastened my buttons on my shoulder and I was EXPOSED like a search light. I still blush when I think of that day!!

HOW did you recover from this??

[Abigail4476]

Good thing you could both laugh!

Due to my abundant blessings :o I have forever been ....er..... a "victim of gravity" in that dept. My husband's aunt informed me right after I married into the family that "it really lacked taste to go around without a bra on".

Being a cheeky teen still, and alone in the hallway with her, I flipped up my top and said, "I know, that's why I always wear one," before flouncing back into where the crowd was.

Sorry to say, it didn't stop her from making other unwanted remarks!

LOLLLLL....served her right!

[Melody]

HOW did you recover from this??
I admit I was mortified but what can't be cured must be endured and I laugh about it now.

I did have on my bra and people see worse than that in magazine ads.

[pentecostal mom]

Here's my "moment" When my daughter was a toddler we were standing at church singing and she was on the pew beside me got behind me and pulled my dress up over my head thank God for slips and thankGod we were on the next to back row.

[NanaRenan]

One year during Camp Meeting, some sisters from our church went to dine at the AYCE buffet.

One of the ladies went to the restroom before joining the rest of the ladies at the buffet.

Most of the others had filled their plates and were seated by the time she got there. It was only then that someone noticed she had inadvertently tucked the hem of her dress into the waistband of her girdle and had been circling the buffet giving everyone a clear view of her Spandex covered backside!!

Wasn't me and it happened years ago, but I'm blushing just thinking about how embarrassing it must've been!

[Seventyx7]

If anyone knows the word embaressment it's ME.......I could have died. I had gone to eat at an Oriental resturant and then travelled next door to good ole Walmart and as I got into the store my stomach started REALLY hurting me. I didn't know if I was going to make it to the back of the store or not to the restroom. I started getting that clammy feeling and chills came over me and I just wasn't thinking clearly and being in such a hurry I ran into the bathroom and I thought it was a little oriental lady behind me so we both went in. I had on my bright blue shoes, headed for the first stall I could see which was at the end by the door so all could see my feet and I just thanked the good Lord I had made it. Before I could finish, I heard a mans voice. So, I figure he's in here to clean the restroom. But, you guessed it. He wasn't the cleaning man. I opened the door and to my amazement was a man standing at the urinal. I thought I would die. He looked at me funny and smiled and said something cute or funny. I can't remember. I got out of that store as fast as I could. I couldn't believe what had just happened. I came home and told my husband and he cracked up and said he couldn't wait to tell his friends. BAD BOY he is. No compassion:) I can laugh now about it now but, at the time forget it.

[Abigail4476]

Sounds a bit like me.. :D

I only wear comfy flats, rubber soles 'cause I KNOW the spirit always causes me to jump, or run. I have several pairs in colors of the loafer of penny loafer types shoes.

..and my clothes too, I won't wear anything that will expose whatever as I lift my hands, or jump or run..(as in 2piece outfits)., I'm sure many sisters also realize and do the same. :banana:
I very rarely wear the dressy pump style shoes for this reason, I am not comfortable in them, for the most part.
Speaking of two pieces....:o Three years ago, at our Sectional Youth Revival, our ensemble was invited to sing. I was wearing a pale pink suit--one of my favorites--you know--one of those "confidence" outfits. As usual, all of the ministers were sitting on the platform behind us. It was a great service, and we were worshipping--lifting our hands... I didn't know anything was wrong until I went to the bathroom later and discovered that my skirt, which zipped in the middle back, had been unzipped the entire time. To make matters WORSE, it was a fully lined skirt--so that means I wasn't wearing a slip underneath it. Just thinking about it still embarrasses me. I probably flashed those poor ministers every time I lifted my hands! LOL So now I put more thought into what I wear. At the very least, I wear plenty of "lining"...LOL.

[BurningforJesus]

:p :icon_laug :laugh: :icon_laug

I am going to bed on that note. I will be sleeping with a smile on my face....thank you ladies. i will try and think of a funny emabarressing happening to me, but I have a very bad memory in that area. :tup: :rolleyes: :beammeup: So...I think I will just have ta leave it to 'bold' ladies to do all the remembering.!!!:)LOL

Goodnight.

Love Ailsa (as I walk away still shaking my head and chuckling...... :p

[Renee]

This didn't happen in church and thank the Lord it didn't happen to me. I wanted to share it with ya'll though. I have a friend that was in a car wreck many years ago. She was hit on the drivers side and had to crawl across to get out on the passenger side. For some reason the passenger door wouldn't open, so she had to crawl out the window. As she began to crawl out, the zipper on the side of her skirt got stuck. She struggled to get free and finally slid out, without her skirt. She told me later that she was glad she had a slip on and will never go anywhere ever again without one. Otherwise, she would have been standing there in her undies for the entire world to see during rush hour traffic in Phoenix, Arizona. :icon_laug

[Esther]

Probably one of the most embarrassing moments for me was when I was hit head on by a drunk driver and they cut all my clothes off on the side of the road.

I disagree with this practice and think it should be reviewed. I have seen the news show other victims with only their underwear on. I believe this is so disrespectful to humanity.

Isn't it enough you are in pain, now you have to be embarrass as well?

Maybe I am just to modest.

[1ApostolicTiger]

If anyone knows the word embaressment it's ME.......I could have died. I had gone to eat at an Oriental resturant and then travelled next door to good ole Walmart and as I got into the store my stomach started REALLY hurting me. I didn't know if I was going to make it to the back of the store or not to the restroom. I started getting that clammy feeling and chills came over me and I just wasn't thinking clearly and being in such a hurry I ran into the bathroom and I thought it was a little oriental lady behind me so we both went in. I had on my bright blue shoes, headed for the first stall I could see which was at the end by the door so all could see my feet and I just thanked the good Lord I had made it. Before I could finish, I heard a mans voice. So, I figure he's in here to clean the restroom. But, you guessed it. He wasn't the cleaning man. I opened the door and to my amazement was a man standing at the urinal. I thought I would die. He looked at me funny and smiled and said something cute or funny. I can't remember. I got out of that store as fast as I could. I couldn't believe what had just happened. I came home and told my husband and he cracked up and said he couldn't wait to tell his friends. BAD BOY he is. No compassion:) I can laugh now about it now but, at the time forget it.
:icon_laug Oh my word! That IS embarrassing!! I did the same thing, except I did it in MCD's WITH my sister's 2 little girls!! LOL. I stopped myself just in time tho. LOL. But my embarrassing moment was when I was a teenager @ youth camp, and... it was during church, and we were having a shouting time in service. And here I am, praising the Lord, and shouting, and one of the sisters stopped me and whispered, "Sister, your skirt is 1/2 way down to your knees" :icon_laug I about died I was so embarrassed. I left that place and ran pellmell to the bathroom and fixed it with a safety pin and never wore it again. LOL. ROTFLOL. Another time, was when I was a kid. And we were living in a little town called, Holly Springs and we were living out on the farm than. And one of our cats had wandered off, and I think I was about 8 or 9 @ the time, and than the cat came back, and I was so excited to see the cat, that [My parents @ the time weren't in the house, they were down @ the goat/chicken barn with the farm animals. LOL.] and I had only a t-shirt and underwear on, and I was so excited that I ran outside, and down to the barn and said, "Mom! Dad! Oscar [the cat] came back home!" And mom and dad looked @ me shocked and said, "MARIA! You're only in your underwear!! Go back to the house and get some clothes on!!" I was so embarrassed that I about died. They laughed about it later on tho. LOL. I was a :icon_craz kid back than. *busts out laughing* :icon_laug

[1ApostolicTiger]

Here's my "moment" When my daughter was a toddler we were standing at church singing and she was on the pew beside me got behind me and pulled my dress up over my head thank God for slips and thankGod we were on the next to back row.
LOL. Oh my word! Thank goodness you weren't in the front pew sitting up front. You REALLY would have been embarrassed than!! ROTFLOL.

[KentuckyMommy]

My most embarrassing moments, I have 2 of them....the first was when I was pregnant with my son and my daughter was 4 and a half yrs old. We were standing in line at walmart, it was very busy, and she starts pointing at my chest screaming "milk, milk, there is milk in there." i was mortified. the second was i was working at walmart, and i was 2 min. late clocking back in from my lunch. i rushed to my locker, threw my purse and book in, locked it and ran to my dept. well, when I came back for my break, i noticed my locker was not locked. i open it and there is nothing in it. i started panicking and asking everyone i saw if they had seen a purse. finally, i went to the managers office and told them what had happened. they asked if i could have put it in another locker. i said i don't see how. so one of them gets a flash light to look in the lockers around mine, by then we were drawing a crowd...and sure enough, there in the locker right next to mine was my purse. i was so humiliated. i was labeled the purse lady after that episode.

[michele]

I was around eight months pregnant and on my way from the parking lot at work I stepped on my skirt and the thing fell off! I am so glad I had on a slip.

:spin:

[tufluv]

Seems the running consensus after reading all these posts is:
LADIES, WEAR A SLIP!!
ALWAYS..and preferably a full one..! :D

Has anyone ever done the following embarassing moment:

Gone to somewhere, anywhere...make a purchase..leave, get home...and discover THEN that you did not get the change? (or so you think)..go back, interrogate the people there..just to find out it was in your pocket all along?
Or in the car...or wherever!
AND..you were so-o-o wrong!

That has happened to me more than once., it seems I'm getting more and more something..I think its called "stressed or burned OUT"!! Too much on the brain., overload...and I forget., maybe its early senility? :eek:
YES that was embarassing for me..(not that I let on)! :laugh:

[Esther]

Not having been raised on the farm my husband takes me down the road from where he grew up to show me the dairy farm he had worked at as a teenager. It was milking time and they had these machine milkers and the helper was putting these devices on the cows and I just asked him how they knew how many they would need.

I am laughing as I type this remembering trying to get him to understand my question. Sometimes do you need three or two not always four or maybe five? Needless to say, my husband, father-in-law and the milker was dying laughing once they understood my question.

How was I to know they only needed four for EVERY cow? I had never been under a cow.

My husband still laughs about that.

I was udderly embarrassed. :icon_craz

[Abigail4476]

Not having been raised on the farm my husband takes me down the road from where he grew up to show me the dairy farm he had worked at as a teenager. It was milking time and they had these machine milkers and the helper was putting these devices on the cows and I just asked him how they knew how many they would need.

I am laughing as I type this remembering trying to get him to understand my question. Sometimes do you need three or two not always four or maybe five? Needless to say, my husband, father-in-law and the milker was dying laughing once they understood my question.

How was I to know they only needed four for EVERY cow? I had never been under a cow.

My husband still laughs about that.

I was udderly embarrassed. :icon_craz
:D :icon_laug

[Felicity]

I totally embarassed myself one time by acknowledging my ignorance of the difference between a hen and a rooster. I thought a rooster was just a large-ish sized hen. :icon_laug Well - I was raised in the city after all. How was I to know? :rolleyes: :)

The guys of course totally enjoyed educating me on the difference. I found out that day that a rooster is a male chicken. Never knew it before. :D

[NeverMore~]

My most embaressment moments...I have two.
The first is when I got baptized no one told me or warned me to leave my under
clothes on. It was winter time and the tank water was ice cold, I didn't want drive the 35 miles
home in wet under things. Anyhow when I came up from under the water the church got a free
peek-show. That crazy robe cling to me for dear life, I was so embarrassed. Thankful the pastor
handed me his dress jacket so I could get out of the tank...I can laugh about this now, thank God
I was 19 when that happen, it would not be a pretty picture now...Trust me :).

The next one happen when I was 20 after I had our first baby and was nursing. I didn’t realize my milk was
leaking out all over the right side of chest while I was testifying up in front of the church, I
looked down because I felt something wet, I was horrified, I excused myself. The Brother who step up after
me made the joke ,“looks like are sister sprung a leak”! That brought a lot laugh broke the tension.

[ddc101]

Anybodies skirt ever hang up in their belt after going to the bathroom? my supervisors did.The bad thing was she was the speaker at a nurses meeting that had hospital administration present...lol...She was too funny.lv sis.c

[oneway238]

One day, I was come out of the grocery store and I did not know I was losing my skirt:eek: well my friend was going to tell me but she was trying to open the door to her car and roll down her window:laugh: at the same time
thank God I had a slip on:banana: well about the time she got her car door open I lose my skirt:icon_craz there was a man stand there and he said o mine:wah:
I pick up my skirt and ran and got in the car:icon_laug it is fun now but it was not then

[tufluv]

One day, I was come out of the grocery store and I did not know I was losing my skirt:eek: well my friend was going to tell me but she was trying to open the door to her car and roll down her window:laugh: at the same time
thank God I had a slip on:banana: well about the time she got her car door open I lose my skirt:icon_craz there was a man stand there and he said o mine:wah:
I pick my skirt and ran and got in the car:icon_laug it is fun now but it was not then
How 'bout like what happened to me today, I got dressed in too much of a hurry I guess...walking around much of the day with NO ONE BOTHERING to tell me my blouse was buttoned wrong! I got upset with my husband for not noticing and telling me (he never notices)..I must've looked like a drunk fool or something! I was so-o embarassed in retracing my steps to where I had been..not even a christian woman customer bothered to let on to me that I was not buttoned straight! :grumble: I mean has this world gotten so rotten that a woman to woman private "word" is never heard-help another woman out and let her know something is amiss? I would do this and hav done this..to strangers..like straightening a crooked collar..or letting someone know their tag is sticking out..or strap showing...or something; common courtesy.

[Melody]

How 'bout like what happened to me today, I got dressed in too much of a hurry I guess...walking around much of the day with NO ONE BOTHERING to tell me my blouse was buttoned wrong! I got upset with my husband for not noticing and telling me (he never notices)..I must've looked like a drunk fool or something! I was so-o embarassed in retracing my steps to where I had been..not even a christian woman customer bothered to let on to me that I was not buttoned straight! :grumble: I mean has this world gotten so rotten that a woman to woman private "word" is never heard-help another woman out and let her know something is amiss? I would do this and hav done this..to strangers..like straightening a crooked collar..or letting someone know their tag is sticking out..or strap showing...or something; common courtesy.

Perhaps they thought that you were making a "fashion statement.

[tufluv]

MELODY:
Perhaps they thought that you were making a "fashion statement.

Yeah right!
I mean I have often times pointed out something potentially embarassing to other women, and have gotten "thanx!!" in response (along with blushing)..especially from other sisters..we're supposed to help each other out here!
:grumble:
My husband is of NO help when I really could've used it., some friend! I always point out stuff to him..like straighten his collar..button some buttons..notice this or that..I know many wives do this for husbands, its expected many men just don't pay attention to detail..but women??
No excuse. Not my fault I got way too much to do to pay much attention to myself.
AND "he" won't or forgets to...install this beautiful mirror (heavy) I've been wanting him to..that would've helped me immensely to check self out before going out the door.
I know-nag, nag...NAG!

[theapostoliclad]

My most embarrassing moment was when I first started wearing nylons.

In my day garter belts held your hose up. Mine was safety pinned.
I went to the front of the church to get prayed for and the pin snapped and my nylons fell to the floor. I was racing up the aisle hoping no one saw me and in the back of the church was a dear old saintly lady who instead of praying was watching everyone. Needless to say she saw me coming up the church aisle grabbing at my hose and running. She was laughing so hard that I thought I would trip before I get to the restroom in the basement. I was mortified.
Thank God today we have panty hose and don't have to wrorry about that today.

The other embarrassing moment was right after I gave birth to my first baby girl.
I hurried to get baby ready to go out to dinner with hubby and grandparents who were honking outside when they picked us up. Thinking at last I had a chance to go to the restroom--I hurried and threw my coat on and run to the car. We drove about 30 miles to the restaurant and arrived in the snowy weather. I placed baby with her carseat in the chair next to me. Everyone went to the buffet line to get food. When it was my turn, I took my winter coat off and proceeded up to the food bar. Suddenly I heard some smirky laughs coming from behind me. All of a sudden I turned around to look down my backside and there was my skirt in my pantyhose with toliet paper hanging out waving at them. What a lovely sight to behold. I knew it felt cool on the backside but had no idea I was exposed. I could have died right then and there. I quickly retirieved my garment and proceeded sophiscatedly to my seat to attempt to eat my dinner. We all laughed so hard--to this day, I always check my skirt to make sure it did not get tucked where it does not belong.

[oneway238]

I know what you mean I do to

[luvjesus238]

I have two embarassing moments.

I go to a large UPC church in Louisiana, roughly 1500 people, and we sit on the fourth row from the front. My little girl was in her terrible twos and I had threatened her within an inch of her life just about the whole service. I finally had had enough and I stood up to take her out and she started screaming, "My butt, oh my butt,Mommy, pleaseeeee don't beat me!" Can I tell you I really wanted to beat her after that. LOL

I deliver mail for the Post Office. I had the same vehicle for 3 years and I was used to it, but time came to buy a new one and I was not used to it. Picture this, I am a pretty hefty size woman, I had just started my route in my new vehicle. I was trying to get situated and comfortable sitting in the middle of the vehicle and get my long, elastic skirt situated. I had on the only skirt I have with splits on each side. It makes it easier to work in, so I thought. When I am sitting in the middle of the vehicle my skirt kinda of hangs between my legs as discreetly as possible. My fourth box was a business and I had a package for them. I pulled into the parking lot and that day the big man decides to come get the package, so I tell him it is a big package in the back of the van. He proceeds to the back of the van and I was slidding over into the driver seat and I jumped out the door and my skirt stayed. It had got hung up on the lever under the seat. The man was very kind, he spun around and acted like he didn't see anything. The women in the office was not as discreet. It didn't help that my bum (with nude color panties) was flashing all the people on the main highway sitting at the red light.

I thought I was never going to finish my route that day from laughing so hard. My husband couldn't believe I told everybody at the office, which is about 70-80 people. I told him, "It was funny, I couldn't keep that to myself."

Thank God for a sense of humor.:goof:

[Esther]

My most embarrassing moment was when I first started wearing nylons.

In my day garter belts held your hose up. Mine was safety pinned.
I went to the front of the church to get prayed for and the pin snapped and my nylons fell to the floor. I was racing up the aisle hoping no one saw me and in the back of the church was a dear old saintly lady who instead of praying was watching everyone. Needless to say she saw me coming up the church aisle grabbing at my hose and running. She was laughing so hard that I thought I would trip before I get to the restroom in the basement. I was mortified.
Thank God today we have panty hose and don't have to wrorry about that today.

The other embarrassing moment was right after I gave birth to my first baby girl.
I hurried to get baby ready to go out to dinner with hubby and grandparents who were honking outside when they picked us up. Thinking at last I had a chance to go to the restroom--I hurried and threw my coat on and run to the car. We drove about 30 miles to the restaurant and arrived in the snowy weather. I placed baby with her carseat in the chair next to me. Everyone went to the buffet line to get food. When it was my turn, I took my winter coat off and proceeded up to the food bar. Suddenly I heard some smirky laughs coming from behind me. All of a sudden I turned around to look down my backside and there was my skirt in my pantyhose with toliet paper hanging out waving at them. What a lovely sight to behold. I knew it felt cool on the backside but had no idea I was exposed. I could have died right then and there. I quickly retirieved my garment and proceeded sophiscatedly to my seat to attempt to eat my dinner. We all laughed so hard--to this day, I always check my skirt to make sure it did not get tucked where it does not belong.

Funny. :banana: ..and the fear of every woman :)

[Eleanor]

My most embarassing moment was the day my husband took me to the bank.While I was in the bank,he decided to move the car to another parking space.Another car exactly like ours took the space that he left.I came out of the bank and got in the car.I was looking at my paper work from the bank and didn't even realize I was in the wrong car.The car started up and I happened to notice a small box near the console.I said what's in the box?I don't know was the reply.Realizing then I was in the wrong car.I jumped out and said"oh!your not my husband."The man was waiting for his wife to come out of the bank also and didn't notice who got in the car.If I hadn't seen the box he would have drove away with me in the car.Iwas never so embarassed in my whole life.Needless to say I alway make sure before I get in a car,that it is the right one. In Christ, Sister Eleanor:flame:

[4everwithJesus]

Too Funny Sis Eleanor!! ROTFL!:icon_laug

[ScoobyDoo]

My most embarassing moment was the day my husband took me to the bank.While I was in the bank,he decided to move the car to another parking space.Another car exactly like ours took the space that he left.I came out of the bank and got in the car.I was looking at my paper work from the bank and didn't even realize I was in the wrong car.The car started up and I happened to notice a small box near the console.I said what's in the box?I don't know was the reply.Realizing then I was in the wrong car.I jumped out and said"oh!your not my husband."The man was waiting for his wife to come out of the bank also and didn't notice who got in the car.If I hadn't seen the box he would have drove away with me in the car.Iwas never so embarassed in my whole life.Needless to say I alway make sure before I get in a car,that it is the right one. In Christ, Sister Eleanor:flame:


Ohhhhh that is tooooo funny.... ROTFL!!!

Ok here's mine.. I was at church that day, and I had kids choir, it was a special Sunday where we had visitors and everything. Me and my kids had to do a special singing song in front of the entire church.. so it's about time to start and I have all my kids in the first two pews , getting them all quiet and concentrating.. My pastors wife a couple of pews away from me compliment's me on how good I handle all these children... Well, Me being a mom of 4 boy's , I wisp around to say "outloud"... Well, it's because I have " Bun's of Steal".... LOL... I meant to say,, Nerves of Steal... and needless to say , every visitor as well as the saint's heard me say that... I wanted to crawl under the pew... After I gained my compoiser, I quickly added that I meant to say "nerves" of steal... LOL

[ddc101]

hahahaha....buns of steel.....that goes well with getting in the car with the wrong husband........ :p

[Marie]

:icon_laug :icon_laug
LOL these are so funny!
I also have two times I can think of. The first happened shortly after I had moved to a new church. I was at the alter praying before service and when I got up, I was standing on my skirt, which had an elastic waist. When I stood up, my skirt stayed on the floor! And not only the skirt but also the slip! :flame: Ack! Being that I was one of the few left at the alter, the entire church saw what happened. My sister never forgot that for a very long time and took every opportunity to tell people when she introduce me!

The second was recently. Actually two things. At work, we all take turns cleaning the washrooms. When I do the mens, I knock LOUDY on the door and shout "CLEANiNG" Well, one time I did this and walked in. While was cleaning the sink, I hear someone clearing their throat! There was someone in the stall, wanting to come out! I left the room quickly and went back to the front counter. When I looked up from putting the supplies under the counter, there was this same man standing there smiling at me. When he saw me turn ten shades of red, he started laughing so hard. Of course, everyone wanted to know what it was all about!

The next has to do with the same washroom. Sometimes when I'm in there, someone will open the door and when they see me, they never fail to look at the door to see if they are in the right place. :laugh: I tell them I will be just a minute and they go back out. Well, this time, I told them I would be a minute and turned back to what I was doing. I heard the door close as always, but this time after a few seconds, I heard the sound of someone using the urinal! Ack! Well, My head came up quickly when I realized what was going on. I couldn't believe someone would do that! Well, I was standing in front of the mirror when my head came up and the urinals were behind me and a little to the right :flame: . Need I say more? This time I told Tracy, she was taking the order and disappeared for a while!
LOL

[Marie]

This didn't happen to me, but it also happened at work. I was busy taking someones order, when I heard a gasp and everyone started laughing. The lady that was at the next cash register had her grandson with her. He was standing behind her and while she was busy giving their order, he took ahold of the top of her elastic waist pants and gave them a big yank, exposing her whole backside! She quickly yanked them back up and tried to ignore the people behind her, only to have him do it again!! The poor woman didn't know what to do!

[ddc101]

When my children were babies and we went up to the altar in church I used to be so embarrassed because they would pull on my pantyhouse around the ankles.Babies love to feel pantyhose on your legs and they are so amazed because its....SKIN...that moves.Anyway you had to fight mine off.lv sis.c

[Marie]

LOL my children did the same thing. Even now, I'll be sitting in church and feel someone doing the same and look down to find someones little one there pulling at my hose. LOL This might sound strange, but I find it kind of comforting.. sort of like a love pat :D

[KentuckyMommy]

We usually have an usher at the door of our church to open it for people. The other night, I was going out for a minute before church, and he politely opens the door for me, and I walked into the other one, its double glass doors. I was so humiliated, when I came back in, he says, here, i'll step out of the way.

[jmm456]

This happened several years ago. I was visiting someone in an apartment complex. A fence was put up because the neighborhood became so rough. In order for us to catch the bus on time, we had to climb over the fence. When I climbed over it, I broke the heel on my shoe. I had to get on the bus and go to town with it broke.

Also, I had a slip on that was too big. I went in the store to get some juice. On the way out, I noticed that it was harder to walk. I looked down and my slip was around my ankles. I quickly pulled it up. It was a gas station, so not many people were around to see it.

[kingswife2]

Bless her heart, a lady at my former church came out of the restroom and came into the sanctuary and sat on the very front pew,.with her skirt tucked into her nylons! I check each time I leave the ladies room!

[SoldOut2Jesus]

One of my most emabarrassing moments happened when I was a young teenager. I was at an Optimist Club Speech Contest. We had all been served chicken on the bone as part of a formal dinner. Now I thought that was strange because you'd think that they would serve something boneless, if you supposed to use a knife and fork. Well, I attempted to use my fork and knife on my piece of chicken. Somehow I didn't handle it very well. The piece of chicken catterpulted through the air, landing in the lap of the lady that was sitting beside me. We were all in formal attire and I really did that lady's dress in. The lady was very tactful about it, and said that it was O.K. and to not worry about it. I felt very bad.

[kingswife2]

That bone-in-chicken does pose a prob. I grew up eating fried chicken with my hands. I was at one of the banquets at a upc camp and i was sitting with a totally new crowd because I liked a certain guy there. I was afraid of doing the very same thing that you did so I went hungry. What a waste of some good food! Me and the guy never worked out either. :spin:

[Barbeedoll]

Oh lawd.............I have so many to choose from. I guess one of the worse I can remember was way back when my oldest daughter was about 2 ( she's 19 now ). She had been doing pretty well with her potty training, but one Sunday morning we were running late to church, and she had an accident:( . I quickly washed her back up and got her re-dressed and off we ran to church. During morning prayer, my sister who was behind me kept poking and nudging me during prayer. I tried it ignore her, but she would not quit. Finally, I turned around ready to yell ' leave me alone ':realmad: . Well, by then everyone behind me was pointing......I had my daughter on my right hip, her dress was hiked up at the waist, and lo and behold, her naked little bottom was exposed for all to see, how did I forget the childs panties???.............I was so embarrassed I wanted to sink into the floor!!!!!!!


Another one that comes to mind was when my son was an infant ( he's 15 now ). Well, I breastfed all my kids and pastor asked me to speak during a special afternoon service. I skipped my sons feeding and prepared my message. While in the pulpet, my sister, the first lady, and sister in laws kept motioning to my suit coat. I kept right on with my message ignoring them, but fully aware I was so engored and dying to get somewhere and nurse my son:( . Wouldn't you know, he started to cry as his father tried to give him a bottle ( that child never would take a bottle till I weaned him and he had no choice....:realmad: ) Anywho... as he's crying, my milk is letting down. I finish my message and leave the pulpit. My husband motions for me to follow him into the rear entrance of the church. He then grabs my hand and presses it to my breast, with a stupid smile on his face:icon_craz . Let me tell you, I was almost in tears, OH THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! Then the realization I am soak and wet with milk.......................I didn't speak before the church again till after my son was weaned!!!

[kingswife2]

Okay, my mother was pretty mean to our pastor when I was just a very very young girl. I have a sister, Ann, 16 years older than be and is rather large breasted. I happened to be about 3 or 4 and my mother bought me a training bra just to be silly. So my sister was about 19. I wore my new bra to church and walked right up to the pastor to show him. That was bad enough. My pastor, embarrassed by a 3 year old went to my mother and said "do you know what your daughter did? Your daughter just showed me her new bra. Without missing a beat, my onry mother yells, "ANN????" My pastor began to yell, "no ma'am no ma'am, not Ann!!!" Too funny. I am just glad I don't remember doing that.

[Inspired-Eyes]

My most embarrassing moment was at a general conference about 13 years ago. I stood up to sing a song I had practised and practised and practised ... I had sung it in church ... I mean I really knew this song!!!! Anyway, I just clean forgot the words. I said "praise the Lord" and sat down. I was soooooo embarrassed.

I learnt a little about pride that day.

And to this day, if I'm singing in front of a crowd, I make sure I have words written on small bits of paper or I just take the words with me and sing behind the pulpit ... or something like that!!!!


:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug this sounds like something that would happen to me

Nice save (praise the Lord)

[4everblessed]

A few years ago i was at the mall shopping with all the girls in my family. I was carrying around my 3 year old niece. I was wearing a halter top (this was before I was in the church) My niece had been playing with the tie. I put her down and stood back up, only to flash everyone looking in Ann Taylor. She had untied the straps! I was mortified!!!

[Inspired-Eyes]

OH DEAR lol


One of my most embarrassing moments was when my husband and I were dating. He was just starting collage and I was in highschool........Sometimes he would come to pick me up from school.
This day it was raining and I have very natural curly hair and when it rains sometimes its not a pretty sight. Well I saw him walking down the side walk and didnt want him to see me so I ran towards my bus. As I got to my bus i slipped and ended up under the bus with nothing sticking out but my head and my eyes in view of the bus driver who was at that moment just sitting there staring at me in disbelief...........I COULD HAVE DIED............I was trying to avoid attention drawn to me when I ended up just causing EVERYONE to take notice.......lol ohhhhhh dear

[warmbee]

:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug I'll have to post mines later, I had to read every single last one of ya'lls posts:icon_laug :icon_laug :icon_laug

1st thought.... good first post, the men will definetly stay away from this one:icon_laug

[warmbee]

I've got alot of embarrasing moments....

Few weeks ago I went to a wedding and I wore a wrap dress... it was VERY windy when I was getting out of the car and right when the wind blew a car full of guys pulled up.... right before that I had just backed into a pole with my 4 month old Hummer with everyone being outside... these two were within 2 minutes of each other.

One night I was walking out of the side door of our old building and tripped on the first step landing on my face, with a guy coming right behind me.

It's usually more embarrasing when a guy sees me fall or something cause theres the worry that they'll see something I don't want them to see.

[yael]

My second son used to embarrass me to no end when he was about 1 year old.
He did not know the word for man so not only would he call my husband 'daddy' but he would point to every man he saw walking down the street and loudly say 'Daddy!'. In stores, in church, everywhere.
But he would not call every woman 'mommy'.

The looks I got.

[lovedbyHim]

I was at a holiday dinner party at Union Station in Indianapolis one time with my boyfriend at the time........I was at a point in my life where I was very worried about my looks (like I'm not now!) and I will admit that I was anorexic, I rarely ate anything at all, and if I did I made sure it was completely fat free or I wouldn't eat it. Well on this particular day, I hadn't eaten anything. The food at the dinner party was set up on these tables against a wall, and the last food table ended right at the top of a flight of stairs. I was going through the line getting the lowest fat food I could find in this huge buffet, got to the end of the line, blacked out and fell all the way down the flight of stairs. (Without spilling a drop of food somehow...) It wouldn't have been quite so bad, but my boyfriend just stood there staring at me and the people we were with were laughing so loud they were the first thing I heard when I finally 'came to'. I was so humiliated.

One time I was in the check out with my kids and a lady was behind us with large amounts of bulk food (she was a very heavy woman). She had this huge box of soft pretzels and my son said "Woah, that's a big box of pretzels! And you are a big big woman!" I wanted to run out the door, but she just laughed and said "That's right, honey, I like my food!"

Still another time I was in the check out and I forgot my wallet, so I didn't have a debit card or a license, so I had to write a check with no license (which I had done in this store before). The lady at the check out refused to let me write the check so I had to walk out of the store without my groceries, and my children screaming "But mommy we're so hungry!!!!" A lady followed me out to my car and offered to buy my groceries. I explained that I had the money, just forgot my wallet, but she didn't believe me. I was so embarrassed. (And no, I didn't let her buy my groceries. :) )

[Just wondering]

:icon_laug :icon_laug
The next has to do with the same washroom. Sometimes when I'm in there, someone will open the door and when they see me, they never fail to look at the door to see if they are in the right place. :laugh: I tell them I will be just a minute and they go back out. Well, this time, I told them I would be a minute and turned back to what I was doing. I heard the door close as always, but this time after a few seconds, I heard the sound of someone using the urinal! Ack! Well, My head came up quickly when I realized what was going on. I couldn't believe someone would do that! Well, I was standing in front of the mirror when my head came up and the urinals were behind me and a little to the right :flame: . Need I say more? This time I told Tracy, she was taking the order and disappeared for a while!
LOL

This same thing happened to a young friend of mine. She was cleaning the bathroom at a fast food place and had her back to the door and a man came in and started using the urinal. She got out fast. She refused to clean the bathroom again. What is with these men. LOL

[warmbee]

Oh, just thought of another.... all throughout my years of education everytime there would be an awards ceremony and I would be called they would say my last name incorrectly. My last name is pronounced warm-bow (spelled warmboe, obviously my screen name is a nickname) NE how, during highschool the admin would always calm me down by saying that they would get it right when it REALLY counted and that was at graduation. Graduation night came... I was a class officer and at the top of the class, so I was one of the first to walk (despite my last name)... Jillian **** warm boo ee. I cryed right there on stage in front of the couple thousand people that were there and had to stay on stage cause I had to shake everybody's hand cause I was an officer. Can't count how many people apologized for the admin on this occasion.

[Inspired-Eyes]

I've got alot of embarrasing moments....

Few weeks ago I went to a wedding and I wore a wrap dress... it was VERY windy when I was getting out of the car and right when the wind blew a car full of guys pulled up.... right before that I had just backed into a pole with my 4 month old Hummer with everyone being outside... these two were within 2 minutes of each other.

LOL I CALL THIS ONE OF THOSE CHARACTER BUILDING DAYS MENT TO TEACH US HUMILITY , I HAVE HAD MANY........LOL

One night I was walking out of the side door of our old building and tripped on the first step landing on my face, with a guy coming right behind me.

It's usually more embarrasing when a guy sees me fall or something cause theres the worry that they'll see something I don't want them to see.
LOL

[Inspired-Eyes]

Oh, just thought of another.... all throughout my years of education everytime there would be an awards ceremony and I would be called they would say my last name incorrectly. My last name is pronounced warm-bow (spelled warmboe, obviously my screen name is a nickname) NE how, during highschool the admin would always calm me down by saying that they would get it right when it REALLY counted and that was at graduation. Graduation night came... I was a class officer and at the top of the class, so I was one of the first to walk (despite my last name)... Jillian **** warm boo ee. I cryed right there on stage in front of the couple thousand people that were there and had to stay on stage cause I had to shake everybody's hand cause I was an officer. Can't count how many people apologized for the admin on this occasion.


LOL YOU POOR THING! MY LAST NAME IN SCHOOL WAS DICKSON SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH BUT NO ONE, NO ONE SAID IT RIGHT........I ALWAYS GOT, DICKERSON, DICKENSON, :goof: ECT

[Inspired-Eyes]

My second son used to embarrass me to no end when he was about 1 year old.
He did not know the word for man so not only would he call my husband 'daddy' but he would point to every man he saw walking down the street and loudly say 'Daddy!'. In stores, in church, everywhere.
But he would not call every woman 'mommy'.

The looks I got.


LOL...............I HESITATE TO SHARE THIS CUZ ITS NOT VERY APROPRIATE BUT ITS THE TRUTH............WHEN MY OLDEST SON WAS A BABY HE COULD NOT SAY THE WORD TRUCK TO SAVE HIS LIFE.......AND ONE DAY IN THE STORE HE WAS SCREAMING AND CRYING ASKING FOR THE TRUCK THE WRONG WAY.! SAYING I WANT A(TRUCK) THE WRONG WAY.....EVERYONE WAS STARING! I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE, I DIDNT REALLY HAVE THE MONEY BUT I QUICKLY PICKED UP THE TRUCK TO MAKE HIM STOP.

[Inspired-Eyes]

I was at a holiday dinner party at Union Station in Indianapolis one time with my boyfriend at the time........I was at a point in my life where I was very worried about my looks (like I'm not now!) and I will admit that I was anorexic, I rarely ate anything at all, and if I did I made sure it was completely fat free or I wouldn't eat it. Well on this particular day, I hadn't eaten anything. The food at the dinner party was set up on these tables against a wall, and the last food table ended right at the top of a flight of stairs. I was going through the line getting the lowest fat food I could find in this huge buffet, got to the end of the line, blacked out and fell all the way down the flight of stairs. (Without spilling a drop of food somehow...) It wouldn't have been quite so bad, but my boyfriend just stood there staring at me and the people we were with were laughing so loud they were the first thing I heard when I finally 'came to'. I was so humiliated.

THATS AWFUL!!!! POOR THING!

One time I was in the check out with my kids and a lady was behind us with large amounts of bulk food (she was a very heavy woman). She had this huge box of soft pretzels and my son said "Woah, that's a big box of pretzels! And you are a big big woman!" I wanted to run out the door, but she just laughed and said "That's right, honey, I like my food!"

KIDS! THEY OFTEN SPEAK THEIR MIND IN UNEXPECTED TIMES.

Still another time I was in the check out and I forgot my wallet, so I didn't have a debit card or a license, so I had to write a check with no license (which I had done in this store before). The lady at the check out refused to let me write the check so I had to walk out of the store without my groceries, and my children screaming "But mommy we're so hungry!!!!" A lady followed me out to my car and offered to buy my groceries. I explained that I had the money, just forgot my wallet, but she didn't believe me. I was so embarrassed. (And no, I didn't let her buy my groceries. :) )


LOL! I CAN SO RELATE TO THIS..........WE HAD BOUGHT A SHOW FOR OUR KIDS CALLED LITTLE RASCLES , IT WAS THE MOVIE. WELL THERE IS A PART IN THERE WHERE THEY ARE RASING MONEY IN A CARNIVAL AND THEY WERE SAYING " PEOPLE WE NEED YOUR MONEY" WELL MY YOUNGEST SON AND I WENT TO A VERY LATE RUN TO THE GRO. STORE AND I WAS A MESS, I HAD ON A SLOPPY SHIRT AND SKIRT, AND MY S ON HAD ON HIS PJS. AND NO SHOES.......IT WAS SUMMER TIME.....AND HE WAS IN THE BUGGY SCREAMING "PEOPLE WE NEED YOUR MONEY " ALL OVER THE STORE..........EVERYONE LOOKING WITH SYMPATHY.....LOL! WHEN I GOT TO THE COUNTER A MAN TRIED TO HAND MY SON 10 DOLLERS............I BLUSHED AND SAID THATS OKAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH . I WAS SOOOOOOO EMBARRASED. I GOT OUTTA THERE AS FAST AS I COULD.

[warmbee]

HAHAHA!:icon_laug

[ifnotforgrace]

not sure if this is too much but, admins can delete it if necessary, i understand. please don't reprimand me... but in all innocence,,,,,
I had learned spanish in highschool in florida and I was able to speak it pretty well. I worked in the local supermarket and many times, the spanish people would come thru my line just so they could be understood...and i was able to practice my spanish....
okay, quick spanish lesson,

huevo m
1 egg
huevo duro, hard-boiled egg
huevo escalfado, poached egg
huevos revueltos, scrambled eggs
2 vulgar (usu pl) balls pl ♦ LOC: vulgar a huevo, convenient, opportune

somehow, i don't know how ... but i asked if he wanted his eggs in a bag and he just busted out laughing... him and all of his friends...... come to find out, i had somehow turned the huevo meaning egg, into the #2 definition slang of , yep.....the bold, highlighted word after vulgar.....
anyway, i wasn't trying to be carnal here but it wasn't definately too funny!

[ifnotforgrace]

another hilarious time is a "you had to be there" thing....

while cashiering, my husband, only my "boyfriend" at the time, decided to come in and buy gum just to see me. He was in line and I get tickled by anything, especially when I am nervous....like I was to see him there because it was totally unexpected! Well, he was be stupid (in a cute way) and was making faces....I started laughing....but i was a very quiet person back then, and i started laughing harder and harder...there were several people in line in front of him... I couldn't stop laughing to tell these other people howmuch their order was nor could i tell them anything... all i could do was laugh......I know they thought i was on something! ah! the thrill of love!!! happily married for 12 years now! and it's still AWESOME:banana:

[sk8rmom]

These are great!! I have had a few of these happen to me too!

After service one night, I went to my fiance's parent's house. His mom had stepped out to get her Bible she had left in the car after that nights service. So there I was sipping a cup of fresh brewed HOT coffee when my boyfriend walked into the living room dripping wet in only his undies. We both froze like a deer in headlights and at that moment---his mom walked in--- Well, fellowship was over!! Let me tell you she was like a hawk with both eyes on us after that.
Later we thought it was hysterically funny. I don't know if she really believed it was nothing more than an accident. He had been playing his music so loud while showering that when his mom yelled to him through the door that he had company, he thought his mother said 'we will be having company' (like in a few minutes and to hurry up and get out now) Then she proceded to go out and retrieve her Bible.... the rest is now a matter of 'hysterical fact'.

[sk8rmom]

My niece had difficulty pronouncing her "R"s. Even at 9 years old, she had to work to say them correctly and would often drop the r and add the letter "U". Well, one day she came to visit us and see our new great dane. Since the dog was charcoal colored with black spots we called her Freckles. When she returned home that evening she proudly announced that quote: "Uncle and auntie has ...."
Well, now I'm probably banned... but the look on the faces of our bro & sis when they drove all the way back over to our house to demand a reason why we would ever teach her such horrible foul language...
Unfortunately our niece continued to share her excitement by telling everyone in Sunday school about the dog. Needless to say, our bro & sis were not pleased with our choice of name for the dog. By the following Sunday, everybody knew about our dog...

[lovedbyHim]

My step son's mother was telling us that he was up singing at church in the children's choir (he is 4 1/2) and at first he was doing really well and after just a few short minutes he got bored and started acting like he was hanging from a noose. It's hard to explain, but he was making a gesture like he had a rope in his hand and was pulling up on it and had his tongue sticking out like he was hanging. Apparently everyone in the church was laughing at him. I wish I had seen that.

[warmbee]

Yeah, children are hilarious! One of my sunday school kids ( I teach 5 and under) decided during the kids christmas concert that she was going to have a tantrum. I took her outside and after about 15 minutes of her screaming and crying I brought her back in and within 30 seconds she started whinning again and this time went I went to bring her back out she started screaming at the top of her lungs for her mommy! She was screaming "mommy, mommy, mommy I love you!!!!" Her mommy followed us out. :laugh: Also during this concert one of the kids kept adjusting his pants and tucking in his shirt... during the whole concert, it was because he was nervous, but it was too funny. His brother on the other hand actually walked off the stage to his mom during the concert to get a hug or something and then went back up.... on both showings of the concert:laugh:

[lovedbyHim]

Yeah, children are hilarious! One of my sunday school kids ( I teach 5 and under) decided during the kids christmas concert that she was going to have a tantrum. I took her outside and after about 15 minutes of her screaming and crying I brought her back in and within 30 seconds she started whinning again and this time went I went to bring her back out she started screaming at the top of her lungs for her mommy! She was screaming "mommy, mommy, mommy I love you!!!!" Her mommy followed us out. :laugh: Also during this concert one of the kids kept adjusting his pants and tucking in his shirt... during the whole concert, it was because he was nervous, but it was too funny. His brother on the other hand actually walked off the stage to his mom during the concert to get a hug or something and then went back up.... on both showings of the concert:laugh:


That is pretty funny. Kids are so unpredictable. At our church this past Christmas, the really small kids, probably 5 and under, their class didn't actually put on a live presentation, but during their classes, the teachers filmed them singing happy birthday to Jesus, then they had still photos of them doing a manger scene with costumes. Then at the end, they were all on camera saying "I love you Pastor". It was such a great idea, because they didn't have to keep all those kids calm during the play and everything went so well.

[warmbee]

wow, that sounds like a great gift idea for a pastor or pastors wife:tup: I'd love to do something like that for my pastor wifes b-day.:)